Dear Southern Electric
Thank you for answering your phone. I’m glad that you’ve got a packet of Pringles to keep you fed through to the end of your shift at eight tonight.
Dear Southern Electric
After not managing to record my meter readings via digital media, I went old school and phoned your telephone line. Luckily the account number you supplied on your website was 100% correct and when I entered it via my telephone keypad it was all straight forward.
Except it wasn’t, apparently that account number doesn’t exist.
I didn’t mind hanging on for your next adviser for ten minutes though whilst listening to your middle of the road music. I’m sure a lot of people quite like Jack Johnson over a poor quality cellular phone line.
Actually, my patience has run thin now, this “jazz” music you’re playing me isn’t do either of us any favours. I guess I will just be £200 in credit next quarter.
Slightly less love,
Steve
Dear Southern Electric
Regarding my previous comment. Don’t worry about it. I’ve just been to your website and have managed to not submit my meter readings there either. I guess I’ll just be £200 in credit next quarter then.
Lots of love
Steve
Dear Southern Electric
Thank you for your text asking me for my electric meter reading. And thank you again for your text asking for my gas reading at 3 o’Clock this morning.
I have taken the time to read said meters and reply to your texts. Why couldn’t you have text me from a number which actually accepts replies?
Lots of love,
Steve
