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Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:10:27 +0000

Dear Southern Electric

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:07:16 +0100

Thank you for answering your phone. I’m glad that you’ve got a packet of Pringles to keep you fed through to the end of your shift at eight tonight.

Dear Southern Electric

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:05:00 +0100

After not managing to record my meter readings via digital media, I went old school and phoned your telephone line. Luckily the account number you supplied on your website was 100% correct and when I entered it via my telephone keypad it was all straight forward.

Except it wasn’t, apparently that account number doesn’t exist.

I didn’t mind hanging on for your next adviser for ten minutes though whilst listening to your middle of the road music. I’m sure a lot of people quite like Jack Johnson over a poor quality cellular phone line.

Actually, my patience has run thin now, this “jazz” music you’re playing me isn’t do either of us any favours. I guess I will just be £200 in credit next quarter.

Slightly less love,
Steve

Dear Southern Electric

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:56:00 +0100

Regarding my previous comment. Don’t worry about it. I’ve just been to your website and have managed to not submit my meter readings there either. I guess I’ll just be £200 in credit next quarter then.

Lots of love
Steve

Dear Southern Electric

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:45:00 +0100

Thank you for your text asking me for my electric meter reading. And thank you again for your text asking for my gas reading at 3 o’Clock this morning.

I have taken the time to read said meters and reply to your texts. Why couldn’t you have text me from a number which actually accepts replies?

Lots of love,
Steve

Hello World

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:18:00 +0100

Today, I am totally shattered. :(